We've all heard of drummer jokes right?
How can you tell there's a drummer at your door?
--- His knocking speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in.
Long Drummer Joke TimeA drummer decides one day that he's fed up of drummer jokes, he's an intelligent person and deserves his dignity.
So he quits playing the drums and takes up guitar.
He spends 17 years in the middle of no-where practicing with the gods of guitar skill. He learns things that would make Jimi Hendrix weep with joy.
So he eventually comes back to his hometown and decides to show off his new talent by practicing in a music store.
So he walks up to the guy behind the desk and says, "Hey man... I'd like to have a test of the best guitar you currently have, money is no object and if at all possible I'd like to have it hooked up to a nice marshall amp."
The guy behind the desk turns around and says. "You're a drummer aren't you?"
Shocked, the guitarist asks. "How... how do you know?"
The guy behind the desk answers, "Sir, this is McDonalds."
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