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My Own Little World

Chapter 1- Yaoi and Sparkley Candy Apples

There once was a fantasmic girl by the name of Apple Candy Coated Bob Fred of The Bunnies Name Mainly The Cutest Bestest Girl In The Universe! But most people called her Apple. Everyone knew her name, everyone loves her. No one ever said anything bad about her. She had millions of bright trophies that would burn if you ever looked at them because they were as bright as the sun.

It took up half of the mansion her equally perfect family lived in. The mansion was as tall as a California Red Oak and as wide as a rainbow. It was drenched in a million different kinds of flowers. The flowers were everywhere. Apple had at least fifty different rooms, an art room, where paintings of rainbows and fluff unicorns flower out like a river of caramel! The music she made on her candy cane carved flute sounds like a million bottle of chocolate milk where being pour all at once.

There was her room which consisted of all pink furniture. There was a pink bed, with a bunch of Care Bares and dolls and Strawberry Shortcake and cute stuffed animals on it. All the walls were pink, the carpeting was pink, there was a pink fluffy couch with a unicorn on it. Different color heart shaped lamps around the room and a rainbow heart shaped lamp/disco ball hung from the ceiling. The Plasma Tv was bright pink, and the only thing in her DVD rank was My Little Pony, Dora the Explorer, Strawberry Shortcake, Rainbow Brite, Sailor Moon, Care Bears, all of the High School Musicals, Hello Kitty, and a bunch of Disney movies.

There were a bunch of fuzzy stools and bean bag chairs that were colors like dark purple and lime green. Her Pink iPod with the rainbow MLP case had Furgie, Mariah Carry, Boys Like Girls, TLC, Spice Girls, Destiney's Child, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, Hanson, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, anything that was ever in High School Musical or any of the other shows the y liked, and Rihanna, There was a pink laptop on the bed with games like Barbey's Pet Adventures, Barbey's Carnival Mystery, Barbey's Beach Hotel Mystery, High School Musical THE GAME and Dora and Deigo Save the Penguins. Apple's closet consisted of only the best, latest, and brightly blinding color fashions.

The back yard had a barn filled with ponies that were died different colors and tattooed to look like real MLP. Poor things. There was also a petting zoo with little baby sheep and kid(goats) and ducking and piglets and cute adorableness that if they were to explode it would turn into puppies. Random baby animals ran around the backyard there was a pond with pink water a little fishes. There was a garden with all kinds of made up fruit and rainbow fruits in the shape of hearts that looked like it was something out of Harvest Moon. Apple was the president's daughter after all.

Apple went to the Candy Heart High School for Fashion Design and Pretty Pink Ponies. All of her friends loved to gossip about random hot guys, who were all stuck up rich pretty boys. The loved to have sleepovers with chick flicks, facials, nail painting and make overs. They specialized in fashion, hair, make up, candy, unicorns, rainbows, sewing, cooking, doll making, dancing, sings, and ballet.

They put own their own version of High School Musical every year, people randomly burst out into song and dance, and most of the events were dances, dance competitions, or fashion shows. They didn't have sports, unless it was croquet, some form of dance, ping pong, and badminton

They had their own zoo with the cutest baby animals ever. All of the girls squeed over them and then barfed rainbows, or something. And the tickets were covered in glitter so much that they couldn't even read what was on them and they blinded you when they shone in the sun.

The island they lived on had trees made of candy canes with coconuts of chocolate. The water sparkled like it had a million bottles of glitter in it. The beach was something from a romance novel, the most beautiful thing ever, despite the sand was pink and being blind when the sun shone off the water like it was full of diamonds. There were rainbows and hearts and things painted on the cliffs. Lets just say an emo would explode if her were ever to come to this island.

But that was Apple's dark secret. She had an emo side. The emo side had been sealed within her when she was just a baby, never to see the light of day. If she were to ever get out skulls were to be shot out her fingers and people would drown in a sea of blood when she cut herself. She would burn down the whole island in flames and take the world as it's prize killing all in her wake!

Although that's an entirely different Chapter.

Apple was on the beach one day, the sun smiling down on her. NO SERIOUS. It smiled at her. She smiled and laughed back, blah blah blah boring happy stuff that no one cares about! Apple was so happy with her sunshine and her pink and her Mary Sueness. She never thought how their might be other worlds to inhabit with her happy rainbows of justice, or something. Thank God. It would be bad for Earth. All the emo kids and Vampires would explode. Vampires are too awesome/sexi to explode.

She stayed on the beach until sunset, watching it making a beautiful candy coated sunset filled with sweetness and love. Another perfect ending to a perfect day. Apple skipped off to bed, to dream of sugar plume and rainbows coated in pink, or whatever Mary Sues dream about. I don't really care. I don't do rainbows and sunshine.

The next morning should have been bright, beautiful, birds singing, but there was a dark, brooding, evil cloud over the island. Apple ran out looking as she ran to the beach. Not a good idea. She ran into a tree.

She immediately got up, having to protect the island from the 'evil' that threatened it. A Shadow Heartless appeared before her. “You're so cute!” Apple said. Poor choice of words apparently because it attacked her. She dodged the attack, and ran looking for a weapon. She found a stick, and since it was the only thing around she started swinging away.

It didn't have any affect on the Heartless. Apple tripped, tumbling to the ground. “What am I suppose to DO?” she wondered. Suddenly her stick turned into a Keyblade that had so many rainbows and flowers cute things on it, it make Kairi's Keyblade seem like a normal one. “Give back our sun!” she yelled whacking away at the Heartless. It was working? It was working! <3 Yes she put a heart at the end of that sentence.

-eye roll-

She was jumping all over the place, happy she had defeated the Heartless, when she was sucked into the darkness.

When she woke up she was in Twilight Town

Meanwhile on a quite different world... there was some girl swooning over some SaixXemnas or VincentSephiroth Hentai. Ugh. This particular girl was named Mixosu. Her real name was Christian, but she gave herself a Japanese name, Somiku, and then anagrammed it into an Organization XIII name. She was sure that she was going to one day be in Organization XIII so she saved Xemnas the trouble of giving her a new name. When ever she was called by her real name or her Japanese name, she would scream at the person that her name was Mixosu and that she was a part of Organization XIII.

Mixosu thought for a minute. There were so many other career choices besides being a Nobody. Although that was her top one... There was joining the Bebop Crew and being a Bounty Hunter. Becoming a Soul Reaper. She would love to have someone like Rukia Kurosaki train her! The other option was a Reaper. She would love to work along side Sho Minamimoto or Koki Kariya. Of coarse a Ninja was a very good choice. And getting training from someone like Kakashi-sensei... Of coarse she probably would join the Akatsuki at one point...

Somiku-

“CALL ME MIXOSU!”

Okay, okay. Mixosu. My bad. The author said afraid of Mixosu's fangirl wrath.

Mixosu had two older siblings. One brother and one sister. They were both pretty annoying. The didn't understand her obsession. Although it was funny to stick random Yaoi/Yuri Hentai images in their room and watch them freak out. She figured that she could kill off her sister with her Death Note, and then her brother would go crazy and kill the whole clan and she would be the only surviver. He would be just like Itachi!

Oh wait. She wanted Itachi's babies. Ew. She didn't want to fall for her brother! Her life didn't need to become a bad episode of Angel Sanctuary. And plus she didn't want to turn into an emo kid like Sasuke, and be raped by some ***** snake guy named Orochimaru.

She heard her siblings arguing down the hall.

“Don't leave the TV on when you're not even watching it!”

“Why?”

“You're going to leave it on all night and use up he electricity we could use to help the starving kids in Africa?!”

“Shows how much you know! There are no starving kids in Africa!”

Mixosu sighed. They were both idiots. At least she had a room on the second floor of the house. Their arguing wasn't as loud as it could have been if she was on the first floor.

“OMG WHAT IS THIS!?” She heard her sister scream in disgust.

“That's hot,” She heard her brother say.

She heard someone stomping up the stairs. Her door was kicks in with a slam. Mixosu sighed. “Yes, big sister?”

“Don't play that innocent act with me! I know you were the one who put that gay porn on the Tivo.”

Playing innocent? Is that what she thought this was? Her whole room was covering in Yaoi and Yuri. You would have to be stupid not to notice. “It's just F3 and Boko no Sexual Harassment.”

“I don't care what it is! Don't tape porn over my shows!” Her sister angry went back down stairs. She could hear her brother trying to surpress that laughter.

“It's not porn!” Mixosu yelled after her. “It's Vampire Yaoi Hentai!”

A few minutes later her brother came in. “Nice one.” He burst out laughing.

“Maybe she should keep her hands of my Yuri and Yaoi Hentai if she doesn't like it...”

Mixosu sighed and looked around her room. It was the most beautiful thing in the world. Her bed has on a Kingdom Hearts bead spread with the huge moon shaped heart from TWTNW and Saix and Xemnas hugging each other. Her book case was full of every different kind of Manga under the son, and some Yaoi and Yuri Doujinshi that would make gay people cry. On top of her book case were a bunch of hand carved figurines that she had bought off Deviantart. The only reason she bought them was because you couldn't find EdwardEnvy or DemyxRoxas or BarretCid in the stores.

Random drawings of Yaoi, Yuri, Crack couples, and the occasional straight couple were lying around the room along with notebooks for fanfictions that could make the eyes bleed. The walls were lines in posters of Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, The World Ends With You, among other popular Anime and Role-Play Games, and some unknown Yaoi. Her walls were covered in printed pictures of random couples and hot guys she liked. There were quite a few Vampire and Werewolf things in different place of the room. Vampires were hot.

She was at her computer that had a GenesisCloud background and had two word documents up. One was an AxelXemnas/RoxasDemyx/ZexionSephiroth fic. The other one was a CloudSephie/LozVincent one. If you ever read either of them your eyes would bleed rainbows. She yawned. She looked at her Ranma ½ clock. It was pretty late. She saved her stories and crawled into bed with her millions of plushies from games and Anime and whatnot.

When she woke up it was dark out. What was up with that? Did she wake up earlier than normal? Or did she sleep for the whole day? She walked over to her window. A dark purple-black cloud was hovering over the neighborhood. OMG. Mixosu squee so loud and high pitched it could make children and pets pee rainbows.

“THIS IS THE EVIL CLOUD THAT LOOMED OVER DESTINEY ISLAND WHEN THERE WAS THE SORARIKU MOMENT WHEN THEY HELD HANDS!” Mixosu fangirl squeed again and the window broke. “Oh did I do that?” Oops... She grabbed her plastic Keyblade that looked like a Yaoi fairy spit it up after a long day of hard work and ran out into the storm.

Obviously she wasn't thinking how dangerous it could be to run out into a storm... Mixosu staired up at the swirly purple-black evil vortex of DOOM! Shadow Heartless appear all around her. “OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE IN KINGDOM HEARTS!”

The fangirl squee made the Heartless explode instantly. The fangirl squee had put very scaring Yaoi images in their minds. More of them showed up though, and Mixosu swung at them with the Keyblade. It had no affect this time. Suddenly the Keyblade turned into something that looked like a Dragon split it up and then Vampires feed on it. The Keyblade was a mix of black and purples, with red on the teeth, making it look like blood was dripping off it.

She laugh a victorious fangirl laugh, and then was sucked up into a Vortex of DOOM.

She woke up in Twilight Town, and gave a fangirl squeal that was heard throughout the town. People covered their ears and every piece of glass either shuddered or had a crack in it.

A/N: The sad thing is that I've heard of/read those pairings. And I've heard of the Hentai Yaoi Yuri.
I'd never thought that the Anime Moment of Embarrassment fourm could be so useful. xD

Disclaimer: Don't own KH, FF, w/e. Own Mixosu and Apple.

Chapter 2- Druggie meats Dealer

Apple covered her ears as she heard the horrible screeching that broke all the glass around her. Surely those infernal black things had done that! It had to be them! Maybe if she could defeat it she could return to her own world.

Although this world was pretty, too. The sky was the color of a swirl lollipop. It was so pretty. Apple jumped up with sparkles in her eyes. “I want to eat the sky!”

People passing by started at her like she was on drugs or had ADD or something. She probably was on Happy pills. They kept her emo side from coming out. They were colored rainbow and tasted like cotton candy. They probably were made of pure sugar and LSD.

“What was I doing? Oh yes, I shall rid the world of those evil shadow creatures!” Apple ran off to smite the evil, just just ended up running into a wall. “Ow? Who put this here!?”

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Mixosu rubbed her head. “Where am I- OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!-” And several minutes of fanspazzing later... “Is this real? Could it be?! Twilight Town!?” She smacked herself with a Struggle Bat. “It is real!”

And the people passing by looked at her like she was crazy. She was in a way. Those fangirl are insane. You have to watch out for the ones who like Yaoi, man. They get to your brain.

Mixosu ran around fanpazzing and asking people where Organization XIII was. If anyone has seen some Akuroku, or DemyxRoxas or any other combination of Yaoi or crackpairings that would make normal Yaoi fangirls scream in agony, but make the author laugh because she thinks crackpairings are funny.

“I'm here and I can't find any of the Organization members!” Mixosu pouted. Then she got an idea. She ran to the sandlot just in time to see Roxas fighting Seifer. “Kick Slim Shady's arse!”

Seifer heard the comment and stopped what he was doing. “Who this lamer?”

“Where's Leon? Don't you two follow each other around like puppies- Oh wait this is Kingdom Hearts, I forgot. Which means that you're with Heyner and Leon is with Cloud. Duh!” Mixosu laughed.

“Heyner? That lamer. I wouldn't be with him.”

“Then Rei?”

“What is wrong with you?”

“What I like Yaoi. Hot guy on guy action.”

“That's sick, yo.”

“Like a care what you think. You're a Slim Shady clone.”

Seifer lunged at Mixosu, but she was too quick. She pulled out her Vampire Dragon Barf Keyblade and smacked him upside the head with the Keyblade. Yellow balls flew out in every direction and Mixosu hurriedly gathered them up like a squirrel storing nuts for the winter.

That sounded more dirty then I intended it.

Ahem.

Mixosu stepped back on the platform. “Wanna feel Siefer's balls Roxas? They're really soft.” She held out a yellow ball.

“Um... Is this a trick question?” Roxas' eye twitched.

“How about you Rei?” Mixosu smiled.

“Yeah!” he stupidly said.

Mixosu tossed him a ball.

“Wow these things are squishy.”

“Get your hands off my balls!” Seifer yelled.

Suddenly time itself stopped. Axel stepped out of a Darkness Portal, just to get tackled by a crazed fangirl named Mixosu.

“I LOVE YOU! I would ask to have my babies, but Demyx and Roxas will probably take care of that for you...”

“What?”

“Yeah, Roxas, Demyx, and you have kinky threesomes every Friday night!”

Axel's eye twitched.

“Come on you guys were best friends, you can't tell me you didn't-”
“NO! No, we didn't!”

Roxas gave a confused look.

“Roxas we didn't sleep together.”

“I have pictures!” Mixosu, pulling them out of nowhere.

“W-what?” Axel stuttered. He never slept with Demyx and Roxas in his life! That was Marluxia's job!

“Yeah, I drew them myself.”

Axel's jaw dropped. “Hey why and do I look like I'm anorexic?”

“Aren't you?”

“NO!”

And Diz came in and made things much, much worse...

“Roxas come with me I- Who's the girl?” Diz asked.

“Roxas, get behind me! He's a *****!” Mixosu yelled as she summoned her Vampire Dragon Barf Keyblade.

“I am not!” Diz denied.

“Don't listen to him, Roxas! He's a *****, you don't want to go with him!” Mixosu shifted getting ready to kick the snot out of Diz. “Even though I have a DizRoxas picture for my wallpaper on my laptop...”

Roxas was scarred for like after that.

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Apple was walking around asking people if they had seen any evil, but adorable creatures. Everyone just gave her weird looks and asked if she was on Speed or an LSD. She was really fast when it came to running and finishing reports and stuff... And what did LSD stand for? Let's Share Ducks? Duck were quiet adorable, especially when they were ducklings! Who wouldn't want to share ducklings!?

That's when Apple noticed no one was moving or talking. She waved her hand in front of a man's face. When she didn't get a response she kick him in the nuts. When he didn't topple over in pain she had to wonder what had happened. It was almost as if time had stopped... The Evil Shadow Creatures must be behind this! So Apple ran off screaming about how she was going to brand the evil with her Rainbow Unicorn of justice. She was waving her Mary Sue Keyblade around, and since it was so girly it looked more like unicorn barf then anything else...

Apple, having no idea where the evil was, in an unfamiliar town, just ran to though the nearest gateway. She had no idea where she was going, it could be to a black hole in the center of a candy apple as far as she knew. Luckily it took her to the Sandlot, where Mixosu was ranting about how Diz was a bonified *****. Event though that didn't make much sense, but not a lot of stuff did in this fanfic...

Apple did a flying kick only a Mary Sue could do, and then giggle like a little school girl at the fact that it rhymed, and leaving a trail of rainbows and glitter behind her. She hit Axel in the head yelling about how ***** were bad, and how little boys need to be with girls their same age, or not even think about dating till in there teens. Then see proceeded to yell about how Micheal Jackson was bad for the whole community, and 'leave Britney alone'!

“Excsue me... Miss. Miss? MARY SUE GET OFF THE HOT GUY BEFORE I BEAT YOU!” Mixosu screamed in a fit of fangirl range.

“I am beating this ***** into submission!”

“No you're ruining a perfectly good hot guy's face!” Mixosu was practically in tears when she saw Axel's face.

“Oh I'm sorry innocent by-standard.” Apple apologized. Then in a triumphant voice said, “Beware evil *****! For it is, I, who will defeat you! FOR YOUR EVIL ACTIONS I WILL MAKE YOU PAY! MOON CRYISTAL POWER!” Rainbow and glitter and flowers flew out of the Keyblade and attacked Diz, making him feel as if barf rainbows and candy.

“Wow she squeezed Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, and some cheap superhero cartoon into one paragraph. I'm impressed,” Mixosu said, watching Apple beat Diz well yelling about how Drunk Driving was bad and how Micheal Jackson was probably Diz's cousin and how drug couple ruin your life and how her heart sometimes it could burst into rainbow colored confetti and ribbon and heart-shaped sprinkle covered cupcakes and a bunch of stuff no one really cared about. In fact Mixosu was barely listening anymore.

“...I think she's a Mary Sue,” Mixosu informed as she ran her hands through Axel's moomba hair. “It's so soft!” she said as Armstrong like sparkles appeared around her face.

“What's a Mary Sue?” Roxas asked, enjoying watching Diz get beaten by a unicorn and rainbow covered Keyblade.

“It's a character who has a million different powers, and they can never be defeated. They're usually really girly and kill all evil and are perfect. Like they can do no wrong. They are really annoying.”

“Well if Mary Sue's are powerful wouldn't you want her to have her on your team?”

“Good point...”

“My name isn't Mary Sue,” Apple corrected covered in blood. Well it looked more like pink paint. And Diz looked like he was bleeding out Peptobismol. Disney and their censors. Of coarse some how Mixosu got through the system...

“Mary Sue's are characters who think they're perfect,” Roxas explained.

“I am not perfect! I kick a man in the lower area on my way here, I've made out with my boyfriend on the beach plenty of times, and I've been to a party!”
“Okay, my bad,” Mixosu said. “My name is Mixosu.”

“Nice to meet you! I'm Apple!” Apple smiled. The cheerfulness in her voice suggested she would be barfing up bubbles at anytime, or at least explode into Peptobismol and rainbows.

Suddenly everything went back to normal, people started cheering and moving, and that guy who got kicked in the nuts, topple over and yelled, sounding like he was excruciating pain.

“This is all so wrong...” Roxas said, referring to all the Yaoi references in the conversation before and when time was frozen.

“You've never heard of innuendo? What kind of monster are you?” Mixosu asked.

“The kind that doesn't sleep with Axel...” Roxas replied.

“I don't believe it! You lied to me this whole time!”

“I never slept with Axel! I never even said I slept with him! Not that I can remember, anyway...” Which was only of Twilight Town at the moment. Roxas scratched his head. Ugh. It was all so confusing.

Mixosu and Apple were now sitting on the clock tower eating Sea Salt Ice Cream like every other kid in Twilight Town.

“So you were sent to this world, too?” Apple asked Mixosu.

“Yeah... This is usually were you start off in Kingdom Hearts 2, but when you get sucked in a Darkness Portal you usually end up at Traverse Town like in Kingdom Hearts.”

Apple started at her.

“Back in my world this is a game...There are a couple of them actually... KH, KH: Chain of Memories, KH2, have been out for a while, The remake of Chain of Memories for the PS2 and KH2: Final Mix just came out a few days ago, and Birth By Sleep, 365 Days, should be coming out really soon...”

“So if you know about all this maybe you could get us back to our worlds? Maybe we have to beat the game...”

“Well I don't know... It seems to be more than just a game now... And we're probably throwing off the delicate balance of this world just by being here... I never thought Kingdom Hearts would be real! It feels like it's all a dream!”

“Right so about the rest of this...”

“Well in the game you travel to different planets. Disney mostly-”

“Disney? I love them! They have such wonder stories of love and the battle between good and evil and-”

“Well we would need to find a Gummi ship to travel to the worlds-”

“Gummi ship? That sounds delicious! Can you eat it?”

“I don't know. I've never tried. It probably wouldn't be a good idea considering we'll need it to travel to other worlds... Oh and the black things are Heartless. They make a really good crackpairing with Sora, or Riku... If they take your heart you turn into a Nobody, and if your will is strong enough you turn into Higher Nobodies like the blond hair kid, Roxas, and the red haired guy, Axel, who also make a good couple,” Mixous fangirl squeed and a couple of people groaned.

“So I guess we better get going!” Apple smiled. “We need to find a Gummi Ship! So we can see if it taste good!”

“Right! Fortunately for us I think I know how to get one...”

A few minutes later they were back at the Sandlot where Axel was bandaging up his wounds. He saw Apple and Mixous approaching and screamed like a girl.

“Don't hit me please!”

“We need a Gummi Ship,” Mixosu stated.

“What do you want me to do about it?”

“I know you guys have like a million more back at TWTNW.”

“Why should I help you. Your friend did beat me up.” Wow he sounded like a wuss.

Mixosu smiled. “I was hoping you'd ask that. I wanted to show you my newest picture.” Mixosu pulled out a picture of Axel, Cloud, and Cid. After a few minutes of Axel screaming and whining about how it burned, he handed them the keys to a Gummi Ship.

“Thank you.”

And they were off to upset the delicate balance of the Kingdom Hearts with rainbows, candy, clouds, cute things, and Yaoi.

A/N: The reason that I named this chapter the Druggie meets the Deals is Apple and Mixous meet and this fic is just so crackstatic it's almost like a Druggie and a Dealer. XD