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 Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:53 am
LWTA~~~~~~Living with the Akatsuki~~~~~~~
Summary: I found this weird ring near my school it was shiny and I kept it I was then kidnapped by Akatsuki years later I get to bring my friend Ilea to stay
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:54 am
Chapter one: The name game
I walked into the living room with Ilea. She had a paper that had all of the Akatsuki member's names on it. Ilea was American like me so this promised to be interesting. Most of the Akatsuki members were in the living room doing one thing or another. I sat down next to Itachi and quickly hid my face in a book.
"Roll call" Ilea called everyone looked at me then back at Ilea "Ok so I'm like American so don't be too angry if I completely butcher your name."
"First up . . . um hmm it-ah-chi?" Itachi raised his hand
"It's Itachi" He said emotionless why did I expect anything else?
"K umm Kiss kiss eye me . . . please don't" She said I rolled my eyes and giggled
"It's Kisame"
"right umm hmmm Say so rye?" That wasn't too bad
"K Dee-eye-dra" I sat up and walked over to her
"Oh oops I missed an a Sorry Deidara" I said
"Ooh Natasha shame! Hmmm um Kay kuh zu" I heard Hidan laughing I couldn't blame him she butchered that name right along with Kisame
"Hi Dan" Well no I have nothing to say for this one
"And Ze tah sow" wait what the hell
"Zetsu" I called now back on the couch. He looked in the room I pointed to Ilea who was still turning the paper trying to see how I got that then I stood up
"This is Ilea one of my friends umm yeah Ilea everyone." I said she waved and then cannonball onto the couch bouncing me off.
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:50 pm
Chapter two: Surveillance
Ileah came bounding into my room this morning before any godly hour. I rolled over and groaned she took my blankets and rolled me onto the floor. I got up and yelled for her to leave.
“Shhh Tasha! Your going to wake them” She whispered furiously she had a bag full of small objects and a bottle of clear glue. She was up to something.
“Ileah what do you have in your hand?” I asked suspiciously she grinned
“There cameras really small cameras I want to put them in everywhere.” She was still whispering but with the word everywhere she threw open her arms and spun around letting her voice get a little louder for me to get the point.
“Every where Every where?” I asked still valuing my Privacy
“No not our rooms in everyone else’s even the two others.” She said Two others?
“Others? You mean Pein and Konan” I said stretching this sounded like work “I’ll get them and the Living room and halls. You can do the kitchen, spare rooms and Deidara and Kakuzu. I’ll get the rest.” She handed me a bag and some clear glue and ran off. I yawned and went to work. After I finished I fell back asleep for another few hours. That day progressed as usual Ileah had a grin on her face all day a few of them asked if it was normal. I didn’t know what to say
“Yeah means she’s up to something.” I said later that night she dragged me into her room and showed me the videos she had so far. I had to admit she had Itachi tripping and falling down the stairs and she had everyone and their faults these next few months were going to be interesting.
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:51 pm
Chapter three: Kisame
Ilea was bored. And she kept bugging me about it finally I told her that we should make dinner. She thought that was a great idea as for me I was getting bored too and I realized I didn’t want to carry all the groceries by myself. I asked Kisame to come with and help carry stuff. Ilea bounced about in the store
“Nana nana nana nana Can we make sushi?!?!” Ileah bounced excitedly I shrugged
“Sure I don’t see why not” I lazily looked for things for sushi while Ileah tried to help she had that grin which meant she was up to something while I was paying for the supplies she was talking with her sly grin to Kisame. I sighed then hit me, Kisame and sushi I smiled big after we got the groceries I walked over to them
“So Ileah when where you planning on telling me about your plan?” I grinned
“I figured you’d get it eventually.” She shrugged I smiled
“So What is the overall genius plan?” I asked “Besides the sushi of course” I added
“Well step one make dinner: check step two get rid of Kiss a** for the night:”
“Kisame” I corrected she stuck her tongue out at me
“Check and now on to step three: make sushi and freak everyone out!” Ilea smiled big and I smiled almost bigger I turned to Kisame
“And your ok with all this?” I asked
“Sure I’m not getting pranked so its fine by me but I do want a copy of the reactions” He said uh-oh I hope Ileah didn’t say anything about the cameras in all of their rooms. I smiled and nodded
“Yea of course” I said nervously and smiling I turned to Ilea fast “What did you tell him” I whispered furiously
“Nothing don’t worry” She waved her hand laughing at me “I wouldn’t give that one up so easily” I sighed well she knew when to shut up I had to hand her that. I turned facing them both
“Well the supplies are paid for so now whats the plan?” I asked Ilea
“Easy! We’re gonna make sushi” Ileah giggled like it was so simple. I rolled my eyes
“No hints let them come to the conclusion themselves.” I asked
“Yup it won’t take much.” She smiled I nodded and carried the groceries home. We stopped before we opened the door to ‘soak’ the fish in a red wine sauce mixed in with a thicker cheese sauce. With a big smile Ileah walked into the living room and skipped into the kitchen I walked in afterwards licking some of the sauce off my fingertips. They all stared at me like I was nuts I stopped
“What?” I asked simply then walked into the kitchen like nothing. We prepared sushi and occasionally some members would come in a check on us we pretended not to notice them. We giggled at the platter of food and brought it out. We put it on the table and put in a horror film. Occasionally grabbing a piece and eating it. The looks on the other’s faces made it a challenge not to laugh.
“Whats wrong?” Ileah asked beginning to tear up “Is my cooking that bad?” She was going to fake cry make them feel guilty that they didn’t try it. Only It didn’t effect Itachi or Kakuzu they just rolled their eyes. Figures but it got Deidara and he tried a piece and Ileah gave me a smug grin. I relaxed while the blood flew on the TV screen. Later that night Kisame came back and the next morning everyone looked at him in confusion we were sure they thought they were going insane mostly cause we said we never made dinner never went shopping and Kisame was there the whole time.
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