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 Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:55 pm
ARICIA CIRO ╔════════════════════════════════ ____________________________━ The ( ❀`last scene) ⋮ is always painful and ↷ beautiful⊹◞
_________________________｀☑Be miserable. ｀✲Or motivate yourself. ｀☑Its your choice.________________________════════════════════════════════╝
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:08 pm
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Broadcasting to you live from:___________________________________________
______________________________ Ground Zero: The beginning to Hell on Earth!
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Hello fellow survivors and undead tuning in my lovely little station here with Zeus and Morrigan at my side. I have some helpful little faces, now there are some who may be wondering how I found this out. The answer is I have a group of well-supplied and paid researchers out there that relay the information to me on a punctual schedule. I want to thank them now for putting their life on the line. It really is a great thing they are doing.
Lets get back on track though this is JZASN: Your locals Zombie Apocalypse and Survival News Station! I think the title is pretty clear but if you cannot tell we will not be serving you brownies but big dishes of get out of this situation with your butt not being chewed on and still by definition alive parfait! So lets get things straight alright? These things are your every day undead and in some cases super undead as a photo I received from my Intel team has proven this to be true. Sorry for the bad news but as most of you probably know these things are killed with a blow to the head. Did you know piercing their spine or destroying it completely works just as well? I bet you didn't! Just kidding. In our various times together you will learn I am not just your average millionaire! I am your obsessive apocalypse preparedness teacher too. Enough of me though lets get on the important things.
So you now know these zombies do not like the fact we are alive and will try to kills us at every turn. Have you found out you can sneak by them if you move slowly and quietly enough, managing not to disturb the environment in any major way by ...for example... running? You should also know that they seem to be blind and follow the senses of hearing and smell more than anything else. Also remember to carry the basics if you must be moving continually. A first aid kit, blunt and bladed weapons, and for the VERY last resort a gun. The firing of such a weapon will echo and make your location the target zone for all zombies that pick up on your little noise bit.
Though these Zombies seem to be the least of our problems I mean did you hear that crazy a** cult that made me broadcast 3- seconds late because of their near-master level hacking? I mean my security,firewalls, and other various precautions made Americas pentagons security look like a 1999 basic virus protection. I mean really! Enough venting though these people are not to be messed with and this Predator of theirs must be a force to be reckoned with. I couldn't track where their station was through various means but if I find them then it is war. No one steals my signal... I am far too pretty for that. [Laughing is heard followed by two massive sounding dogs barking.] Eh, ignore that please its me going crazy you know the drill. Anywho I suppose their little message means that a serial killer is on the loose and is looking for living victims. I send my best wishes to those of you who were not locked away in a secure and top secret facility.
So keep on surviving those who are listening! If you was to listen to this and future broadcasts again here my website, www.jzasn.jp, and if you find out any other information let me know! I will be her with you this entire time through the waves. Keeping you alive and updated best I can while I try to use the video surveillance around the cities to keep you informed of which roads are overrun. That may take some time though I am not a super-hacker.
Good luck Survivors. Stay alive and don't give up. That is all for now. Aricia out!
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:55 am
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______________________________ Ground Zero: The Underground.
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Good Evening all of those who are still alive to understand this message. The world has been thrust into a maelstrom of chaos, panic, and disorder. I suggest that you remain calm as fear is ones worst enemy during this time of the proverbial 'hell on earth'. Now as you stand, sit, drive, or are fortunate enough to be somewhere you can sleep and are listening to this know that we can and will make it through this. Now here is the time where you need to remember one major thing:S.U.R.V.I.V.A.L
S.ize up your situation. That means note everything about your status, surroundings, equipment, and temperature.
U.ndue haste makes waste, or zombie chow.
R.emember where you are! Don't get lost!
V.anquish fear and panic.
I.mprovise, if it will work, do it.
V.alue your life. You could lose it if you don't think.
A.ct like the natives, don't go around acting like your alive, play zombie!
L.ive by your wits, and learn basic skills.
Once you are calm and safe, check yourself over. Address any injuries as best you can. In many situations you will live as long as your feet do. Keep them clean, dry and warm. Treat any cut or blister as a major injury that could keep you from moving away from danger or collecting food and water. A healthy human can survive for a couple weeks without food, and a couple days without water. But hypothermia, heat stroke and shock will kill you in a couple of hours. Keep an eye on the weather and what it may do this time of year, and your area of the world. Shelter and/or a fire, are almost always your first priorities. But now I am just repeating myself.
Listen up survivors and listen well. I have been informed that the Shangri La Hotel has had quite a ruckus stirred up over there, and another informant says that the apartments in the Shingai Issou District have had an increase in their numbers as well. I have yet to receive intel from my team sent into Kawa district but I will be sure to keep you updated once I find more information out. If you wish to get in contact with me or have other information feel free to send an email to me through the JZASN website, www.jzasn.jp and remember that I will respond to you quickly as possible.
Good Night Survivors.
[Private message me what you would like in here. For the 'email'.]
[Include your characters: Name or Alias they will go by, Location, and the Message.]
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