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New Year's Resolutions for the Evil Overlord

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What is it you resolve to do this year?
  I resolve to take over the world before the end of the year!
  I resolve to practice my Evil Gloating at least once every day.
  I resolve to randomly massacre some poor peasants at some unspecified time this year.
  I resolve to fit my Mindless Minions out in better, more tasteful uniforms.
  I resolve to crush all those who opose me.
  I resolve to get a better hair style.
  I resolve to get a better propagandist. The old one will die in such a fashion as to encourage the new one to do better work.
  I am an evil overlord! I don't need New Year's Resolutions!
  I resolve to [Fill in the blank below]
  I resolve to make more gold.
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Bookwyrme
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:07 pm


A list of resolutions for the Truly Evil to make and keep.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:39 pm


I resolve to find/breed/create a Jabberwokky that can withstand a single blow from a Vorpal Blade. Good moat monsters being so hard to find these days.

Sapphina
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:40 pm


I resolve to undermine the work of other evil overlords so that my own evil overlordship shall be unchallenged by upstarts.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:33 pm


I will invest in gold (in the real world) this year. Gold is the only steadily rising thing in the markets. Aurum est potestas. Gold is Power.

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Bookwyrme
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:03 pm


Sapphina
I resolve to find/breed/create a Jabberwokky that can withstand a single blow from a Vorpal Blade. Good moat monsters being so hard to find these days.


Do things which whiffle through tulgy woods make good moat monsters? It sounds like the thing prefers solid ground.
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