1. Migrating asians prefer to fly in a single line formation to reduce wind resistance.
2. The world championships for The-floor-is-made-of-lava.
3. Hours later, a huge tsunami wiped out North America.
4. Turns out that the seismic reading a few months back were not a result of a nuclear bomb.
5. Ha, I didn't say "Simon says," you all lose.
6. Santa outsources the pulling his sleigh to the cheaper Chinese.
7. Using the logic 'white men can't jump' was a fool proof plan for discovering english spies in their ranks!
1. And then George W. Bush built a Soccer Stadium just beyond the border just to ******** with the Mexicans.
2. Tragedy struck when fans tried to rush the field.
3. The steam-powered apartment ship floated into port just as the match began.
4. iFUN.ru was quite possibly the worlds smallest and most inept goalkeeper ever.
5. "Guys, we only need ONE sniper. ONE."
