1. Despite endless patience and an unexpected command of the Russian language, the goose simply could not teach Nikolai to fly.
2. And John lined up for the kick.
3. When the 'negotiator' arrived, Dimitri realised the police were not taking him seriously.
4. Alvin tries, in vain, to explain what will happen if he lets go of the grenade.
5. As Ivan prepared to deliver his crane technique, a sense of irony crept over him.
6. NO! put your left foot IN and shake it all about!
1. The surprise celebration for the designated driver of the year was stunningly short-sighted.
2. "Yes, that is correct. I am extreemly allergic to beer. Infact, even the slightest drop..."
3. It's crazy how much beer the team had to drink to fill that thing with urine.
4. After losing their third straight championship, the team quickly encases their head coach in carbonite.
5. In order to "one up" the frat boys of his Alma Mater Rudy scorns the beer bong as being "for pussies" and has the beer poured directly into his brain.
6. "No no, it's true. Anything that touches me turns to milk, watch as I turn this tissue into.. what the ********!?"
