1. Evil Kneivel was going to give PETA a show they would never forget.
2. The devil may not be all-knowing and all-powerful, but when you summon him the guy makes a ******** entrance.
3. The townspeople attempted to stop the headless horseman with a fiery roadblock, but it ended up just making his killing spree look even more awesome.
4. "Oh please," thought Cinderella. "What could possibly be wrong with me staying out after midnight?"
5. In the Spanish Inquisition, you could be Catholic but if your horse was Jewish you shared his fate.
6. "wow that guy can take some serous pain!"
and then they realised they had been watching a statue for two hours.
7. "This is how we deal with witches around here!... um, it should work for ninjas too, right?"
8. The ultimate answer to: ninjas vs pirates.
1. Charlie had always been self conscious about his shins.
2. The bus was going to stop this time.
3. He'd been in town less than an hour, and he was already reduced to this. Damn, those pickpockets were good.
4. Charlie quickly picked up the testicle he'd dropped and looked around. It was okay. No-one saw it.
5. "hugging on the street?" thought Jaime, "How inappropriate..."
6. How long did you spend looking at his balls thinking of something to say?
7. "Daddy, is that man-"
"No son, he's just a pop music icon."
