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1. Luis and Eduardo were doomed until, out of the blue, Dr. Rico reached down and unleashed the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
2. Bullsit
3. "keep perfectly still," thought the bull, "remember they are probably just as scared of you..."
4. Jake LaMotta was horrified to see who was getting prepped in the red corner
5. Despite Albert's best behavior, the U.S. House of Representatives was clearly not ready for Iowa's new congressman.
6. Matador, fans, even the bull itself were able to view the new Instant Replay, but the wait for a decision was still abysmally long.
7. In a desperate attempt to get out of fighting, the bull pulled off its best impersonation of a homosexual man.



1. "So how are we supposed to conjure Lucifer?"
"Easy, just align the diablo rings and say 'god' backwards three times."
2. Airbud 4: No More Bullshit
3. Here you go, one hot b***h. What are your other two wishes?
4. The real trick was performed by Sergoi, holding a flaming ring without the fireproof gloves.

awwww.w.....that's so kawaii

i cant seem to get this photo on here so ill show you the youtube clip it is off of ok? the time is - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOAc9q2aAfw ok so watch it and the time is 1:20 but watch and listen funny song ok? and 3:15 lol (hes doing the worm lol)

choke on the dice!